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List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life if they weren't animated. Or you can put why it would work on a few as well.

1) Ariel

Reasons it wouldn't work:

a. she's already married.

b. she has a kid.

c. i wouldn't know where to start to look for her.

d. i highly doubt she'd go for a guy like me. apparently geeks don't get the girl. only pretty boys and jocks.

e. she's too energetic. no time to just sit down and relax.

Here are some why it would work:

a. we're both young (20-25)

b. we're both intrigued by the human race.

c. we're both not evil.

d. i could show her alot of cool things that she hasn't seen before. like movies, technology and junk food.

e. we're both fun to be around.


2) fem-engineer (TF2)



Reasons it wouldn't work:

a. she's already paired with Solider.

b. she might not find me interesting enough to be with.

c. our time schedules won't fit. she spends alot of her time fighting the other team, and in her free time she's building/ repairing.

d. she's too old for me.

e. she's hard to read.

Reasons it would work:

a. we could teach each other cool stuff. she could spend hours trying to see how to work and open an iPod/ iPhone/ iPad.

b. Both of us are loners and we could either be sitting somewhere, staring at nature for hours. Or we would respect each others space.

c. we're both mature.

d. we're both not the social type.

e. she could show me how to make something cool.


3) Neytiri (Avatar)

Reasons it wouldn't work out:

a. she already has a mate

b. she's also pregnant by said mate.

c. to even see her would take over 6 years (or 4.4 light years).

d. her family and people wouldn't accept me as her mate.

e. the oxygen on our planet is like poison to her. and vise versa.

Reasons it would work:

a. we're both good fighters.

b. we're both wise in our own fields.

c. we both could teach each other stuff the other doesn't know about.

d. We're both fun to be around.

e. we could both make each other laugh.


4) Marceline, The Vampire Queen

Reasons it wouldn't work

a. no way to get to Ooo

b. don't know if vampires would consider dating a Human.

c. humans don't live long. the only way a mortal can marry a immortal is to become immortal them-self.

d. she's too perfect for a guy like me.

e. 10's don't really go out with anyone below 6.

Here's why it would work:

a. Both of us have a childish sense of humor, but with a little more maturity.

b. We both love video games.

c. We both spend alot of time inside.

d. she could teach me how to play the guitar, and i could show her anime and slasher films.

e. we're both awesome and fun to be with/ around.

i can only think of 4. i tag whoever.
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Jason Slifer Paralax Salt
Artist | Hobbyist | Film & Animation
Australia
I am a cosplayer from Australia. i am a film buff, as well as an anime lover.
i love one piece, naruto, Naruto shipputen, Midori days, Monster High, and Steven Universe.
i am obsessed with goth girls.
i'm currently single. still looking for my soul mate.

Real Life Friends - :iconsigmatheartist: :iconstormbadger: :iconbladelordx66: :iconaaron-autumrush:
People i consider my friends: :iconzerus63: :iconharleythesirenxoxo: :iconsezali: :iconprincessyuki08: :iconabissh: :iconkatharine-elizabeth: :iconlethalkitten: :iconshadow-toky:
People i like: :iconthechickninja: :icontoxicflint: :iconillumint: :iconladyilona1984: :iconreould: :iconironbatmaiden91:
My DA Crush: (i'm not going to say. note me if you REALLY want to know.)
:iconsliferbenten: Drift Compatible Button 3 by RoyalBlackheart :iconbladelordx66:

Current Residence: Melbourne
Favorite genre of music: Dance, Goth
Favorite style of art: Anime/ Manga, Cosplay
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Touch
Wallpaper of choice: Goth
Skin of choice: Egyptian
Favorite cartoon character: Monkey D Luffy, Roranora Zoro, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Brook, Ishizu Ishtar, Gwen Tennyson, Berry Punch, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Queen Chrysalis, Zecora + PINKIE PIE!
Favorite movie character: Andrea (St Trinian's), Neytiri, John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
Favorite Actor: Ryan Reynolds
Favorite Actress: Natalie Portman
Personal Quote: There's always a way around any problem.


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Thanks for the fave
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no problem! :)
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Happy Birthday :happy birthday: EXO : Suho Gift  Have a good one!
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I wish you a Happy Birthday, Jason! :D
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